1. "There are things on heaven and earth, Horatio, Man was not meant to know" Hamlet
2. "Things are not always as they seem" Mandrake
3. "The only thing more reliable than magik is one's friends!" Macbeth
4. "Careful planning is the key to safe and swift travel" Ulysses
5. "Only constant and conscientious practice in the Martial Arts will ensure a long and happy life" B. Lee
6. "Attention to detail is the watchword for gleaning information from an unsuspecting witness" Insp. Clouseau
7. "Is there anything in the universe more beautiful and protective than the simple complexity of a spider's web?" Charlotte
8. "In times of crisis, it is of utmost importance not to lose one's head" M. Antoinette
9. "To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader" Capt. Bligh (ret.)
10. "Man shall never reach his full capacity while chained to the earth. We must take wing and conquer the heavens" Icarus
11. "One of the joys of travel is visiting new towns and meeting new people" G. Khan
12. "First impressions are of major importance in business matters" J. Pierpoint Finch
13. "The secret to winning the support of large groups of people is positive thinking" N. Bonaparte
14. "A little help at the right time is better than a lot of help at the wrong time" Tevye
15. "Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby" R. Hood
16. "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless" T. Edison
17. "The wonders of the ages assembled for your edification, education, and enjoyment - for a price" P.T. Barnum
18. "No matter what the product or service might be, you can find it somewhere else cheaper!" E. Scrooge
19. "By persevering over all obstacles and distractions, one may unfailingly arrive at his chosen goal or destination" C. Columbus
20. "With the proper consideration in choice of allies, victory may be guaranteed in any conflict" B. Arnold
21. "One must deal openly and fairly with one's forces if maximum effectiveness is to be achieved" D. Vader
22. "This is another fine myth you've gotten me into!" Lor L. and Har D.
23. "Since prehistoric man, no battle has ever gone as planned" D. Graeme
24. "Ya gotta be subtle!" M. Hammer
25. "Just because you've beaten a sorcerer, doesn't mean you've beaten a sorcerer" Toth-Amon
26. "A woman, like a good piece of music, should have a solid end" F. Schubert
1. "Life is a series of rude awakenings" R.V. Winkle
2. "First impressions, being the longest lasting, are of utmost importance" J. Carter
3. "Ninety percent of any business transaction is selling yourself to the client" X. Hollander
4. "If the proper preparations have been made and the necessary precautions taken, any staged event is guaranteed success" Ethelred the Unready
5. "...Eye of newt, toe of frog..." Believed to be the first recipe for an explosive mixture... The forerunner of gunpowder
6. "That's entertainment!" Vlad the Impaler
7. "Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will go to the best tactician" G.A. Custer
8. "Anything worth doing, is worth doing for a profit" Teresias
9. "There is more at stake here than our lives" Col. Travis Alamo Pep Talk
10. "One need not fear superior numbers if the opporight force has been properly scouted and appraised" S. Bull
11. "Should old acquaintance be forgot..." Count of Monte Cristo
12. "This is no game for old men! Send in the boys!" W. Hays
13. "Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce" Henry VIII
14. "We're looking for a few good men" B. Cassidy
15. "I'll worry about it tomorrow" S. O'Hara
16. "Myth-conceptions are the major cause of wars!" A. Hitler
17. "Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior" Hun, A.T.
18. "Just before the battle, Mother, I was thinking mos of you..." Sonny Barker
19. "What if they gave a war and only one side came-" Lucifer
20. "Chain of command is the backbone of military structure and must be strictly obeyed" F. Christian
21. "It takes a giant to fight a giant" H. Prym
22. "Hell hath no fury like a demon scorched" C. Mather
23. "What is this, a Chinese fire drill?" Sun Tzu
24. "...and then I said to myself, 'Why should I split it two ways-'" G. Mouser
25. "Is everybody happy?" Machiavelli
26. "All's well that ends well" E.A. Poe
1. "Dragons and Demons and Kings, Oh my!" The Cowardly Klahd
2. "When old friends get together, everything else pales to insignificance" War, Famine, Pestilence and Death
3. "That's funny, I never have any trouble with sevice when I'm shopping" K. Kong
4. "'Weird' is a relative, not an absolute term" Baron Frank N. Further
5. "Nothing is impossible. Anything can be accomplished with proper preparations and planning" Ponce de Leon
6. "Now you see it, now you don't" H. Shadowspawn
7. "A friend in need is a pest" Fafhrd
8. "Once more into the breach..." Zarna, the Human Cannonball
9. "War may be Hell... but it's good for business!" The Association for Merchants, Manufacturers, and Morticians
10. "Old heroes never die; they reappear in sequels" M. Moorcock
11. "What do you mean, 'You've got a little job for me'?" Hercules
12. "Out of the frying pan, into der fire" The Swedish Chief
13. "If you can't dazzle them with dexterity, baffle them with bullshit!" Prof. H. Hill
14. "As any magician will tell you - Myth Directions is the secret of a successful steal" D. Henning
15. "-Or was it unlock the safe then swim to the surface?" H. Houdini
16. "...and then the fun began" N. Bonaparte
17. "I'm sure we can talk things out like civilized people" J. Wayne
18. "What's the point-spread on World War III?" R. Reagan
19. "Why should I pay a troll just to cross a bridge?" B.G. Gruff
20. "What are friends for?" R.M. Nixon
21. "We've got an unbeatable team!" Sauron
22. "No matter what the game, no matter what the rules, the same rules apply to both sides!" Hoyle's Law
23. "Life is full of little surprises" rightora
24. "This contest has to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen" H. Cosell
25. "If you can't win fair, just win!" U.S. Grant
26. "Winning isn't the most important thing; it's the only thing!" J. Caesar
27. "Ask not for whom the bell tolls-" M. Ali
1. "There's something to be said for relatives... it has to be said because it's unprintable!" A. Einstein
2. "When things are blackest, I just tell myself 'cheer up, things could be worse!' And sure enough, they get worse!" Skeeve
3. "Once a knight, always a knight, But once a King is once too often!" Sir Bella of Eastmarch
4. "Duty: a fee paid for transacting in good(s)" U.S. Dept. of Commerce
5. "The only thing worse that a sorcerer is a sorcerer's apprentice" M. Mouse
6. "Good information is hard to get. Doing anything with it is even harder!" L. Skywalker
7. "There is no counter for a spirited woman except spirited drink" R. Butler
8. "Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you!" Y. Arafat
9. "I don't know why anyone would be nervous about going to see royalty" P. in Boots
10. "Superior firepower is an invaluable tool when entering into negotiations" G. Patton
11. "Tell you what. Let me sweeten the deal a bit for you..." Beelzebub
12. "I'm making this up as I go along!" I. Jones
13. "Marriage, being a lifelong venture, must be approached with care and caution" Bluebeard
14. "Some farewells are easier than others" P. Marlowe
15. "In a war against organized crime, survival is a hit or myth proposition" M. Bolan
16. "It's always easier to destroy than to create" Any general, any army, any age
17. "The best laid plans often go fowl" Wile E. Coyote
18. "Life can be profitable, if you know the odds" Ripley
19. "These blokes need to be taught to respect their superiors" Gen. Cornwallis
20. "Figure the last thing you would expect the enemy to do, then count on him doing precisely that!" Richelieu
21. "Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive!" V. Dracula
1. "Petty crime is the scourge of business today" D. Lorean
2. "It all hinges on your definition of 'a good time'!" L. Borgia
3. "It's all a matter of taste" B. Midler
4. "If you're too busy to help your friends, you're too busy!" L. Iacocca
5. "What fools these mortals be" Smaug
6. "Not everything in life is funny" R.L. Asprin
1. "Nobody's seen it all!" Marco Polo
2. "They don't make 'em like they used to!" H. Ford
3. "It's not even a nice place to visit!" Fodor's Guide To Perv
4. "Taxis are water soluble" G. Kelly
5. "I just need to pick up a few things" I. Marcos
6. "There's no place like home!" H. Johnson
7. "...On the street where you live" Quote from an anonymous extortion note
8. "There's never a cop around when you need one!" A. Capone
9. "...You gotta start somewhere" S. McDuck
10. "All financiers are not created equal!" R. Corman
11. "How come I get all the hard questions?" O. North
12. "HOLY BATSHIT, FATMAN! I mean..." Robin
13. "Who? Me, Officer?" J. Dillinger
14. "Parting is such sweet sorrow" Figaro
15. "Easy credit terms available..." Satan
16. "You can judge the success of a man by his bodyguards!" Prince
17. "Bibbity... bobbity..." S. Strange, M.D.
18. "'M' is for many things she taught me..." Oedipus
19. "I am not a crook!" Any crook
20. "Were you looking for me?" Dr. Livingstone
0. "What am I doing here?" Any recruit, any army
1. "What do you mean my characters talk funny?" D. Runyon
2. "We want to make you feel at home!" L. Borgia
3. "Just a little off the top!" A. Boleyn
4. "Squeeze, don't jerk, the trigger" R. Rogers
5. "When I travel, nobody knows me... and I like it that way!" S. King
6. "Boards don't hit back!" B. Lee
7. "To Serve and Protect..." Traditional motto of protection rackets
8. "It takes one to know one!" Jack D. Ripper
9. "Manners are acquired, not inherited!" S. Penn
10. "Now, here's my plan!" R. Burns
11. "That's why the lady is a tramp!" B. Midler
12. "It sure looks to me like a big night tonight!" Arthur, Rex
13. "Weren't you expecting me?" J. Rambo
14. "You countermanded me on whose authority?" Pope John
15. "An army travels on its paperwork!" J. Carlson
16. "So what's wrong with following established procedures?" M. Gorbachev
17. "Ya gotta speak the language" N. Webster
18. "Has anybody got a plan?" G.A. Custer
19. "We must hurry... It's almost over!" P. Fogg
20. "I want a rematch!" M. Tyson
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